Algo de humor en Ingles para este hermoso Blog... Bless you ☺
Children write letters to God
Dear GOD, I read the Bible
. What does
’begat
’ mean
? Nobody will tell me
. Love
, Alison
.Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick
? -Lucy
.Dear GOD, Is it true my father won
’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house
? -Anita
.Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident
? -Norma
.Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones
, why don
’t You just keep the ones You have now
? -Jane
.Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries
? -Nan
.Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church
. Is that okay
? -Neil
.Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God
? I thought You had everything
. -Jane
.Dear GOD, Did you really mean
"do unto others as they do unto you
?" Because if you did
, then I
’m going to fix my brother
. -Darla
.Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother
, but what I prayed for was a puppy
. -Joyce
.Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and my is father mad
! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say
, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway
. Your friend
(But I am not going to tell you who I am
)Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday
? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest
. -Tom L
.Dear GOD, Please send me a pony
. I never asked for anything before
, You can look it up
. -Bruce
.Dear GOD, If we come back as something
- please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her
. -Denise
.Dear GOD, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin
, I will give you anything you want
, except my money or my chess set
. -Raphael
.Dear GOD, My brother is a rat
. You should give him a tail
. Ha ha
. -Danny
.Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms
. It works with my brother
. -Larry
.Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big
, but not with so much hair all over
. -Sam
.Dear GOD, You don’t have to worry about me
. I always look both ways
. -Dean
.Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions
. -Ruth M
.Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world
. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it
. -Nan
.Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn
’t sound right
. They
’re just kidding
, aren
’t they
? -Marsha
.Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday
, I’ll show You my new shoes
. -Mickey D
.Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible
. Love
, Chris
.Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light
. But in Sunday school they said You did it
. So I bet he stoled your idea
. Sincerely
, Donna
.Dear GOD, The bad people laughed at Noah
- "You made an ark on dry land you fool
." But he was smart
, he stuck with You
. That
’s what I would do
. -Eddie
.Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better God
. Well
, I just want You to know
, but I am not just saying that because You are God already
. -Charles
.Dear GOD, I didn
’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday
. That was cool
! -Eugene
.☺
Fuente: http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/jokes.htm#children––––•(-• V!R •-)•––––